my dogs like,
U know she dead
Who would make that a thing?
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
And I want a puppy
Got blueballed, was told I had the job but then retracted and denied. Embaressing as fuck telling people you got a job then the next day finding out you dont. Christ. Lesson learned demand to sign the tax forms immediately.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up